Begin

Well, this is my first post. My first attempt to fill page upon page with text that is witty, and funny, and awesome. Without a doubt, I will fail terribly at this, however; I hope that you find my level of failure to be surprisingly lower than you would have guessed. This concludes my self deprecating preface.

I am doing this blog thing mainly because it has been gnawing at me for some time and I felt as though I had simply outgrown using my away messages as my primary literary outlet. ( However, I will go on record as saying that if it was not for the countless nights that ended with me scouring my mind for away message fodder, this blog would have never come into being.) I have no clue as to what subject matter I will focus on while blogging. I doubt very seriously that there will be a single common theme throughout my entries and most likely, my posts will be spatterings of the day's occurences. In an effort to create at least a tiny tiny amount of cohesiveness and general order, I am setting a few rules for myself that pertain to this blog. I will now share those rules with you and thereby pass the responsibility of making sure I am following them to you, the devoted reader.

Carl's Blog Rules :

1. Blogs will be works of nonfiction. Don't expect any crazy stuff like a draft of my first novel or anything. Just the facts.

2. I will blog as much as possible. (Read: When I run out of picture albums to creep on Facebook)

3. Names, locations, and any other sensitive information will be treated with as much care as I can manage. Note : due to the autobiographical nature of this blog, it will probably often deal with "girl-issues." That said, I will, as a general policy, not mention names of any young ladies that I become involved with because I will, without any doubt whatsoever, jynx any chance i have. One glaring exception to this policy will be girls who treat me poorly. To those girls I say, I shall drag your name through the viscous mud of the internet and smear you around in a deep, dark pool of fiery words and biting sarcasm. (note: e-sarcasm - n. - sarcasm used on the internet, sometimes hard to distinguish, example : see sentence preceding this note)

So those are my three rules. Let me know if you think I'm upholding them to an acceptable degree.

In attempt to discourage enraged clicking of the back arrow or even the dreaded X button, I shall now bring this first post to a close. I thank you sincerely if you have taken the time to read this first post and I humbly ask that you continue to drop in, read what I have to say, and get involved through comments...or e-mail me....or scream at me violently upon sight. 

The next post will be another introductory-type-post-thingy so if you have any burning questions you would like me to address feel free to leave them in the ole comment area.

Goodnight to all,

Carl Teachey