This post brought to you by P. Mariann Dandison:
Today I am sitting on a floral sofa in a semi-beautiful house a few hundred yards from the beach. Last Saturday we loaded a weeks supply of beautifully colored bottles and hundreds of cans of tasty deliciousness and left campus in hopes of enjoying our first college spring break. So far we have only had one noise complaint and a knock-on-the-door-scare at 12:30 AM; luckily it was nothing more than a not so intelligent "friend" who obviously did not understand the anxiety this entire trip has brought to some. Coming into this trip I didn't know everyone who was joining me for my first real spring break experience, but these newbies, if you will, have now seen me at my worst and best. This week has brought many new experiences, and a multitude of one liners that will forever be hilarious. I'm way too ADD to write anymore, so bye.
P.S I'm a goose.
Proprietor's note:
The above post, written by a dear friend, marks th first guest contribution to my blog. I welcome such contributions with open arms. If anyone would like to put some writings up on the ole Depository, just let me know.
Do birds get herpes....cuz mammals sure do,
Carl Teachey
